Monday, October 11, 2021
Monday, October 29, 2012
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Debatefarts
This will be the least informed political post in the history of politics.
Based solely on what I saw tonight it is clear that Romney is about as
presidential as a bowl of blueberries.
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Bills Farts 2012
Exciting things are happing with the 2012 Buffalo Bills. Somehow, while the rest of the league loses its mind, the Bills are making aggressive, strategic signing in free agency. In the past week, we've signed top defensive end Mario Williams and defensive end Mark Anderson to create what will probably be the best defensive line in football.
These are all very strange words to write together.
At the same time, Miami is signed old fart quarterbacks, the Jets are (hopefully) signing crappy freak quarterbacks, and the Patriots are losing its players to the Bills.
Things should only get better come draft time.
Strange days, .govs, strange days.
Thursday, February 03, 2011
Lunchfarts
spend less than $9. I'm only getting a turkey sandwich, chips, and a
coke zero.
Monday, January 31, 2011
No more comedyfarts
stop comedy farting.
I feel relieved because the pressure I was putting on myself to write
jokes on a blog that no one reads was too intense.
Therefore, back to food.
Comedyfarts day 2
February is the public bathroom of months. You hope not to see it for
as long as possible until it is totally unavoidable.
I am so sorry .gov's
Comedyfarts Day 1
podcasts. We also follow all of the comedians on twitter.
In these podcasts they talk a lot about the process of comedy writing.
On the twitter the comedians are mostly very witty.
As you know .govs, I am a terrible writer with horrible grammar.
Therefore it seems pretty logical that I'd try to write some jokes. It
makes sense to weddingfart this because twitter is... Twitter.
This is mostly an experiment for me, and it will most likely be
horrible for you. Apologies in advance .gov's, and I will be shocked
if this lasts for more than 3 days.
Day 1:
I miss living in Los Angeles, it was so easy to blame traffic and not
take advantage of all the things happening around me.
Now that I live in the suburbs I have no scapegoat, so I manufacture
fun by going to multiple grocery stores in one day.
That was a terrible start.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Rockfarts
to see comedy.
In case you were wondering, it is a 2 brown sweater day in SF.
Driving to BART farts
Weddingfarts is driving. He is recovering from being the favorite
friend of baby sailor jacket.
We are going for oysters, fried chicken, and comedy.
