Monday, November 02, 2009
Sunday, November 01, 2009
Halloween and the Billsfarts
Experiencing Halloween in Los Angeles is a lot like rooting for our
beloved.
beloved.
There are things that you cannot unsee. There is Jauron and there is
assless cow costumes. Neither is for the faint. Future parents of
the world: do not let your children root for the Bills. Additionally,
if they say they are going, in costume, to the West Hollywood
Halloween parade be worried. Very worried.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
The scariest man...
...moved over a seat so someone could sit next to him. The moral of
the story is never judge a book by their coer. Unless they are fucking
terrifying.
the story is never judge a book by their coer. Unless they are fucking
terrifying.
Bus farts
Tried to take a picture of scarriest man on bus but all the sudden the
joker came into view and I almost shit my pants. Sailor jacket is
sweating a lot. This is a questionable adventure.
Sent from my iPhone
joker came into view and I almost shit my pants. Sailor jacket is
sweating a lot. This is a questionable adventure.
Sent from my iPhone
Scary bus in la
This is a scary test. It is halloween and we are on a scary bus in la.
Full and drunk. This is a scary test.
Full and drunk. This is a scary test.
Sent from my iPhone
Thursday, June 04, 2009
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Bills Draftfarts
Please understand I may be one of the only people in the world that actively sets aside time to watch the first round of the NFL draft, but it has much to do with our beloved. Needless to say, in the course of the last week the Bills traded a pro bowl left tackle and drafted several cornerbacks (not an area of need).
A short, Emmy award winning video from last years #1 pick (local commercials are art)
Basically here is what happened. The Bills drafted several undersized players who will not play the positions in the NFL that they played in college. That, .govs, does not make a shitload of sense.
The following is from espn.com:
Riskiest move
The Buffalo Bills traded Pro Bowl left tackle Jason Peters a week before the draft and didn't select a tackle.
You can look at this three ways: 1) the Bills are confident veteran Langston Walker and second-year project Demetrius Bell can handle the tackle positions; 2) they might be working on a trade for someone like Levi Jones after the Cincinnati Bengals drafted Andre Smith; or 3) Buffalo's front office doesn't know what it's doing.
Buffalo went with Penn State defensive end Aaron Maybin, Louisville center Eric Wood, Oregon defensive back Jairus Byrd, Oregon State guard Andy Levitre, Southern Miss tight end Shawn Nelson, Oklahoma linebacker/safety Nic Harris, Southern California cornerback Cary Harris and West Virginia cornerback Ellis Lankster.
Maybin and Wood can easily be justified as first-round choices. But the Bills are adding a variable to Wood's future by moving him to guard after he started 49 straight games as Louisville's center.
A short, Emmy award winning video from last years #1 pick (local commercials are art)
Basically here is what happened. The Bills drafted several undersized players who will not play the positions in the NFL that they played in college. That, .govs, does not make a shitload of sense.
The following is from espn.com:
Riskiest move
The Buffalo Bills traded Pro Bowl left tackle Jason Peters a week before the draft and didn't select a tackle.
You can look at this three ways: 1) the Bills are confident veteran Langston Walker and second-year project Demetrius Bell can handle the tackle positions; 2) they might be working on a trade for someone like Levi Jones after the Cincinnati Bengals drafted Andre Smith; or 3) Buffalo's front office doesn't know what it's doing.
Buffalo went with Penn State defensive end Aaron Maybin, Louisville center Eric Wood, Oregon defensive back Jairus Byrd, Oregon State guard Andy Levitre, Southern Miss tight end Shawn Nelson, Oklahoma linebacker/safety Nic Harris, Southern California cornerback Cary Harris and West Virginia cornerback Ellis Lankster.
Maybin and Wood can easily be justified as first-round choices. But the Bills are adding a variable to Wood's future by moving him to guard after he started 49 straight games as Louisville's center.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Meta-Farts
Here at Weddingfarts, we love all things meta.
Or at least some of us do. Some of us get very angry at the use of the word "meta."
And others never use it at all.
But that shouldn't stop anyone from enjoying this meta-pizza:

Meta-pizza. See?
Or at least some of us do. Some of us get very angry at the use of the word "meta."
And others never use it at all.
But that shouldn't stop anyone from enjoying this meta-pizza:

Meta-pizza. See?
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Real Worldfarts II
Chet sucks. It's official. I asked wife which lame housemate was crying at the end of the latest show. She said, "It was Chet. He's a tool".
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