Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Doucheberryfarts
I have a doucheberry. We'll see how long this actually lasts. It was cool to check the blog from the doucheberry and see a picture of my almost beard from a while ago.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Wii updatefarts
Well done weddingfarts. Your determination to get a wii was rewarded. Be careful though. The video with this post was taped in your apartment this afternoon.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
While we are thinking about Wiifarts

Someone is going to hurt themselves trying to get a Wii. In the meantime, to distract ourselves, let us remember what you can buy in stores in Austin, TX.
Beardfarts II
I thought that all of our .govs and obama boob seekers would want to know that I have shaved off my beard. It was way too itchy, and didn't look as good as it did when I was in college. Go figure. If anyone takes issue with the shaving and would like to dare me to regrow my beard I will be listening.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Beardfarts

I'm growing a beard. I'm married. I'm at the 4 day mark. It's starting to get itchy. You enjoy my beard.
Monday, January 14, 2008
Really Good Peanut Butter Farts
I don't know Dave, the author of this blog post. And I don't usually get excited for peanut butter. I mean, it's fine, it's particularly good on celery in my opinion, but I don't often use it.
But the sheer passion for the product in this post makes me thing otherwise. To wit:
Wow. Dave, whoever you are, you have earned yourself the esteemed title of Honorary Weddingfarter of the Day. Mazel Tov.
Hat fart: Andrew Sullivan.
But the sheer passion for the product in this post makes me thing otherwise. To wit:
I have shared with jars of peanut butter my most private hopes and dreams. When I smell peanut butter, freshly toasted and bubbling into the nooks and crannies of an English Muffin, I feel the way I did when, during Three Times a Lady at an eighth grade dance, I first found the courage to slide my sweaty palms down past the small of a back to the gloriously tight rear pockets on a pair Chemin de Fers.
Wow. Dave, whoever you are, you have earned yourself the esteemed title of Honorary Weddingfarter of the Day. Mazel Tov.
Hat fart: Andrew Sullivan.
Friday, January 11, 2008
Deadspin Fart Farts
Dear .govs,
In keeping with the essential mission of this blog, I feel duty bound to direct your attention to this link.
In keeping with the essential mission of this blog, I feel duty bound to direct your attention to this link.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Live Blog: Calling Best Buy and Circuit City for Wiifarts
Wii is harder to find than good pizza in LA. I will now call Best Buy.
All times are Pacific:
1:09pm - hang up phone with weddingfarts
1:09pm - Look up nearest Best Buy via store locator
1:10pm - Dialing
1:10pm - Lady computer answers
1:10pm - press 3 for sales associate
1:11pm - still ringing
1:12pm - back to lady computer voice
1:12pm - press 3 again
1:13pm - Lady answers phone and says that they have no Wii. She has no idea when Wii will be available. I hate that lady.
1:13pm - Look up nearest Circuit City via Store Locator
1:15pm - Lady computer answers
1:15pm - press 3
1:15pm - press 8 for games
1:16pm - press 2 again for games
1:16pm - ringing
1:16pm - "hello, we are not available right now, please call again" Disconnected. Awesome.
1:17pm - Try again. Press 3 again. Pressed 0 for operator. Operator says that they have none and have no idea when they will get in.
I'm starting to get upset by this.
All times are Pacific:
1:09pm - hang up phone with weddingfarts
1:09pm - Look up nearest Best Buy via store locator
1:10pm - Dialing
1:10pm - Lady computer answers
1:10pm - press 3 for sales associate
1:11pm - still ringing
1:12pm - back to lady computer voice
1:12pm - press 3 again
1:13pm - Lady answers phone and says that they have no Wii. She has no idea when Wii will be available. I hate that lady.
1:13pm - Look up nearest Circuit City via Store Locator
1:15pm - Lady computer answers
1:15pm - press 3
1:15pm - press 8 for games
1:16pm - press 2 again for games
1:16pm - ringing
1:16pm - "hello, we are not available right now, please call again" Disconnected. Awesome.
1:17pm - Try again. Press 3 again. Pressed 0 for operator. Operator says that they have none and have no idea when they will get in.
I'm starting to get upset by this.
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