Baby Ruthfarts

Most underrated candy bar of all time. You know it's true .govs

Bloody

Halloween and the Billsfarts

Experiencing Halloween in Los Angeles is a lot like rooting for our
beloved.

There are things that you cannot unsee. There is Jauron and there is
assless cow costumes. Neither is for the faint. Future parents of
the world: do not let your children root for the Bills. Additionally,
if they say they are going, in costume, to the West Hollywood
Halloween parade be worried. Very worried.

Scary guy is gone

Now there is a very old furry wearing a chicken suit.

The scariest man...

...moved over a seat so someone could sit next to him. The moral of
the story is never judge a book by their coer. Unless they are fucking
terrifying.

Bus farts

Tried to take a picture of scarriest man on bus but all the sudden the
joker came into view and I almost shit my pants. Sailor jacket is
sweating a lot. This is a questionable adventure.
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Scary costumes on the bus. We are scared and taking pictures.

The fucking bus got egged - sailor jacket

Scary bus in la

This is a scary test. It is halloween and we are on a scary bus in la.
Full and drunk. This is a scary test.

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Sweating on the bus

Belated Beloved Burger Farts: Atlanta, March 2009

Bills Draftfarts

Please understand I may be one of the only people in the world that actively sets aside time to watch the first round of the NFL draft, but it has much to do with our beloved. Needless to say, in the course of the last week the Bills traded a pro bowl left tackle and drafted several cornerbacks (not an area of need).

A short, Emmy award winning video from last years #1 pick (local commercials are art)



Basically here is what happened. The Bills drafted several undersized players who will not play the positions in the NFL that they played in college. That, .govs, does not make a shitload of sense.


The following is from espn.com:

Riskiest move

The Buffalo Bills traded Pro Bowl left tackle Jason Peters a week before the draft and didn't select a tackle.

You can look at this three ways: 1) the Bills are confident veteran Langston Walker and second-year project Demetrius Bell can handle the tackle positions; 2) they might be working on a trade for someone like Levi Jones after the Cincinnati Bengals drafted Andre Smith; or 3) Buffalo's front office doesn't know what it's doing.

Buffalo went with Penn State defensive end Aaron Maybin, Louisville center Eric Wood, Oregon defensive back Jairus Byrd, Oregon State guard Andy Levitre, Southern Miss tight end Shawn Nelson, Oklahoma linebacker/safety Nic Harris, Southern California cornerback Cary Harris and West Virginia cornerback Ellis Lankster.

Maybin and Wood can easily be justified as first-round choices. But the Bills are adding a variable to Wood's future by moving him to guard after he started 49 straight games as Louisville's center.

Meta-Farts

Here at Weddingfarts, we love all things meta.

Or at least some of us do. Some of us get very angry at the use of the word "meta."

And others never use it at all.

But that shouldn't stop anyone from enjoying this meta-pizza:


Meta-pizza. See?

Real Worldfarts II

Chet sucks. It's official. I asked wife which lame housemate was crying at the end of the latest show. She said, "It was Chet. He's a tool".